jerseylicious is a bad bitch staple

 hey b*tch.

i'm back on this lovely sunday to persuade you and bless you with some knowledge. have.. you... watched... jerseylicious yet? NO? 

ok so ur reading this so i gather youve seen the whole of jersey shore twice in two weeks. you miss them. you wish you could forget the show so u could be gooped and gagged all over again. 

WELL, it's not the same BUT i have a suggestion for u. not a suggestion, more like an ORDER B*TCH. 

go watch jerseylicious. thank me later. 

no one can replace or come close to snooki deena and jwoww BUT. if you want authentic jersey-ness back on ur screen, u have to trust me. the tan, the nails, the bling, the animal print... its all there. PLUS drama, backstabbing... AND its set at a hair salon!!!! what more could u ask for girl???? and they are all dumb as sh*t so u know its good television. oh and the jersey accents oh my GAWD. so powerful. so iconic. so revolutionary. 

babe... do urself a favor. if ur reading this, do ME a favor and go change ur life by watching this tv show. i promise, I PINKY SWEAR GIRL, that ur gonna love it. then come back here immediately and tell me what you think, I'M BITING MY NAILS B*TCH. I'M STILL WAITING. COME ON HURRY. 

ik, ik i'm ONCE AGAIN not complaining about anything, but i can't be all doom and gloom c*nt all the time!!!! go look for some joy in ur life ho. 

love you all, remember to change ur tampons every 4 hours so u dont DIE. 

xoxo, glitter barbie <3

y2k icons on tiktok ...

 omg hi b*tch, its glitter barbie again. someone is reading this??? insanity. 

anyways today we're NOT complaining, ik, its crazyyyy. i'm a hater, i can't help myself!!

todayyyy we're gonna talk about some y2k/mcbling/emo esc ICONS on tiktok. if you don't follow them yet ur missing out ghurl. 

first up is my girl ANHEDANIA. if ur into emo, scene, y2k, ALL THAT GOOD SHIT, go check her out. she does not need a shoutout from my dumbass, girly has about 500k followers. but i just like to give credit where credit is dueeee. the b*tch has HAPPY BUNNY TATS. that's f*cking ICONIC. and her gdwm content is literally so satisfying for no reason??? sometimes bestie just puts on pjs and its still incredible content for some reason. she just has that fashion icon behavior. good vibes. 

ok, if u are also obsessed with all things mcbling and jersey shore...... the b*tch to follow is TASHAYAWNA. i have no words. girl looks like she came out of 2009, like... cryogenically frozen back in jersey and brought back to life in 2022. today i was watching her live and (honorable mention to the skinny brow moment) her shirt legit said .... I <3 HOT DADS. i said iconic about 30 times so far but... ICONIC. and all her mcbling looks are so accurate and absolute perfection. the JOY it brings me to see her style shit is just unmatched. 

final girly in my list is (and most obviously) BLACKHAIREDBRAT. omfg.... girl posts vlogs with AN IPHONE 4 FOR F*CKS SAKE. if you also f*ck HEAVY with ed hardy, juicy, orange fake tan, anything jersey... pls check her out. HER ROOM IS PINK AND ZEBRA and if you get how iconic that is we can be friends. also, she very open about being trans which, as a noncis baddie, i ABSOLUTELY love and appreciate. its hard to be out on the internet b*tches. but anyways, if you want half an hour of pure joy go check out her shop with meh vids on youtube. 

anyways... we'll be back to complaining shortly but i'm in a weirdly good mood today. about to be ruined because I HAVE A PRESENTATION TO DO and i am THOROUGHLY unprepared. also, whenever i write on here grammarly goes crazy, they can't take the slay. 

BYE B*TCH DREAM OF ME.  

hey b*tch ...

 welcome to glitter barbie, you wh*re <3 

blogging is so 2000s and so am i. i'm 22 (a baby, if you will) but back in my day, i had a cute little blog. it was all horribly written fashion & beauty advice, and present-day me plans to continue the tradition. 

so this is what's up with glitter barbie; 

i'm here to be a bitch, and i will not stand for good vibes, MESSY VIBES ONLY. we're to talk juicy, hello kitty, paris, JERSEY SHORE DUHHHHH, and if you're cool we're gonna chat jerseylicious too. if you don't know what that is PLS go educate yourself, i don't have the time to hold your hand through this girly. 

so... first post... what can i complain about???

OH I KNOW B*TCH. why is juicy couture... collaborating... with mayo????? MAYO???????

what is sexy about mayo. please. don't get me wrong i'm a fan, but with my fries not my tracksuits. mama... what is going on with juicy couture the house down boots????????

i have ONE..... ONE vintage juicy bag and one jacket. its so sad. don''t fucking roast me i swear to god, ur girl is on a budget and i cannot simply drop 300 on a stained bag rn. 

but i would pluck every hair on my body for a pink daydreamer. 

but mAYO? not even ketchup?? hot sauce??? remember that shit f21 cheetos collab? makes me miss those days, so you know the world is coming to an end. 

on other news... ur mom is a slut and so r u <3

thanks for reading ghurls and i'll see you next time i have something to roast. to my nonexistent audience i love every one of youse.