hey b*tch.
i'm back on this lovely sunday to persuade you and bless you with some knowledge. have.. you... watched... jerseylicious yet? NO?
ok so ur reading this so i gather youve seen the whole of jersey shore twice in two weeks. you miss them. you wish you could forget the show so u could be gooped and gagged all over again.
WELL, it's not the same BUT i have a suggestion for u. not a suggestion, more like an ORDER B*TCH.
go watch jerseylicious. thank me later.
no one can replace or come close to snooki deena and jwoww BUT. if you want authentic jersey-ness back on ur screen, u have to trust me. the tan, the nails, the bling, the animal print... its all there. PLUS drama, backstabbing... AND its set at a hair salon!!!! what more could u ask for girl???? and they are all dumb as sh*t so u know its good television. oh and the jersey accents oh my GAWD. so powerful. so iconic. so revolutionary.
babe... do urself a favor. if ur reading this, do ME a favor and go change ur life by watching this tv show. i promise, I PINKY SWEAR GIRL, that ur gonna love it. then come back here immediately and tell me what you think, I'M BITING MY NAILS B*TCH. I'M STILL WAITING. COME ON HURRY.
ik, ik i'm ONCE AGAIN not complaining about anything, but i can't be all doom and gloom c*nt all the time!!!! go look for some joy in ur life ho.
love you all, remember to change ur tampons every 4 hours so u dont DIE.
xoxo, glitter barbie <3
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